πŸ˜‚πŸ’”πŸ˜‚I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING πŸ˜‚πŸ’”πŸ˜‚


 Just love these kids

Teacher: How old is your father?

Kid: He is 6 years.

Teacher: What? How is this possible?

Kid: He became father only when I was born.

Logic!!πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜³


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Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds

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TEACHER: Joseph, go to the map and find North America . 

JOSEPH: Here it is. 

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? 

CLASS: Joseph.

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TEACHER: Wale, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 

WALE: You told me to do it without using the tables. 

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TEACHER: Adigun , how do you spell 'crocodile?' 

ADIGUN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 

TEACHER: No, that's wrong 

ADIGUN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   

(I Love this child) 

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TEACHER: Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for water? 

REBECCA : H I J K L M N O. 

TEACHER: What are you talking about? 

REBECCA: Yesterday you said it's H to O.   

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TEACHER: Moses, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 

MOSES: Me! 

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TEACHER: Abraham, why do you always get so dirty?         

ABRAHAM: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.      

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter , do you know why his father didn't punish him? 

PETER: Because George still had the axe in his hand......     


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TEACHER: Kehinde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? 

KEHINDE : No sir, It's the same dog.     

(I want to adopt this kid!!!) 

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TEACHER: Femi, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 

FEMI: A teacher 

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LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


The end πŸ”š



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